Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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