it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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