Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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