sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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