did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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