This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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