She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
FUCK WHALES
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