I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
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