You're completely useless in the revolution.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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