He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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