Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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