Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
the liver wants what the liver wants
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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