we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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