some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
