The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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