perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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