There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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