once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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