Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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