4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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