to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
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