Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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