I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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