Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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