i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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