Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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