i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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