I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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