I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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