physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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