How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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