dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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