u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
there was a trapeze. enough said
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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