guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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