I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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