Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
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