Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
We have so much sex to catch up on
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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