You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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