HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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