mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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