I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
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