Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
only you would photoshop your dick
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
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