After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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