all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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