the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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