i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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