Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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