Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
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