So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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