i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
My vagina is very pro this idea
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
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