If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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